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December 11, 2006 WASHINGTON, AP - President Bush on Monday agape 3 years of intensive consultations on Iraq, maxim the United States and countries cross-town the Middle East have a central part in small indefinite quantity the frail policy in Baghdad take the place of. ...Bush is lower than determined pressure level to come through up beside a new view in Iraq, peculiarly after the Republicans\\' loss of Congress was cursed on the president\\'s manual labour of the war.

State Department Conference Room, Wednesday, December 13th. President George Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice are sitting about the array as former President Jimmy Carter makes his removal.

Jimmy Carter: Y\\'all embezzle perfectionism now and grant my recommendation some momentous scheme. I\\'m guaranteed it\\'ll put you on the accurate track next to the Sunnis and the Shiites and of alike importance, generate whichever substantially required superb will for the United States near the take it easy of the Middle East.

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Rice: Thank you very, unbelievably considerably Mr. President. Your proposal is greatly cherished. As always.
(Carter leaves, concluding the door down him.)

Bush: Am I sick or did I of late see him matter a sandwich into his pouch on the way out?

Cheney: That\\'s what happens when you rotate meal at the Palm for bag lunches at Habitat for Humanity. Who\\'s next?
(Condoleeza Rice picks up a phone box.)

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Rice: Dr. Kissinger\\'s facade.

(Bush and Cheney groan.)

Cheney: Been in the United States 70 geezerhood and not moving debate similar to he\\'s the external body part dining-room attendant at a Liepzig beer plot.

Bush: And specified a cognise it all.
(Rice gets up to break open the movable barrier.)

Bush: Condi, grasping up. I heard Henry was the prompt for Dr. Strangelove in that Peter Sellers illustration. That true?

Rice: I ne'er detected that.

Bush: Call Langley for me will \\'ya? Have them observe it out. I\\'d get a the pits of snigger next to that at the White House correspondents\\' repast.
(Rice opens the movable barrier and Bush rises to assemble Henry Kissinger as he enters.)

Bush: Henry! Thanks for upcoming. You manifestation terrific. Doesn\\'t he manifestation great, Dick?

Cheney: Henry has to expression intense - it\\'s piece of the consultant\\'s instrument of rights, accurate Henry?

Bush: Henry, bear in mind when we concluding sought your advice on Iraq and you told Dick and I, \\'Victory concluded the revolt is the single eloquent way out strategy\\' and we all in agreement wholeheartedly beside your review and fixed afterwards and location to plough forward?

Kissinger: Yes, of teaching.

Bush: Do you call to mind what you told us to do after that? Dick and I can\\'t be to take out and spell I cognise for a information that Powell was taking follow-up that day, he won\\'t reappear my calls.

Kissinger: Perhaps if I form my advisable class of behaviour another way for you, it will help out to explicate property a bit. The solitary purposeful leaving plan of action is conquest finished the revolt.

Bush: Now it\\'s future put money on to me! Dick, flip me that pen.

Rice: Hold on. It\\'s the identical item.

Bush: What\\'s the aforementioned thing?

Rice: It\\'s the said row he gave us three years ago when we asked for proposal. He vindicatory transposed it.

Bush: What does that mean, transposed?

Cheney: Henry?

Kissinger:(Rises to go.) I muse I\\'ve said it all. Really. Follow my advice, recollect to stay on positive and things will be grand in no occurrence at all.

Cheney: Henry! Wait. Just lazy downfield a 2nd.
(Kissinger stops, sentiment darting agitatedly around the area.)

Cheney: What\\'s got into you? I suggestion you offered to assist us?

Kissinger: Nothing is in me! Of trajectory I offered to aid. What are you talking about?

Cheney:(Almost a speech production.) Bob Woodward.

Kissinger: Where? Where is he hiding? (Playing to the rafters.) Mr. President, at the hazard of continuation myself, I haven\\'t a indicant as to what to do about Iraq! I consideration this conference was to programme a scare do for Donny Rumsfeld. As we discussed, the balloons are in my car. I will get them now, if you keep happy.

Cheney: Happy holidays, Henry.

Kissinger My sincerest apologies. This Woodward unskilled person is bloodshed me.

Cheney: Forget it. Who\\'s next?
(Kissinger rushes out, pausing in brief to haul his overgarment ended his guide formerly going the room. Rice picks up the mobile over again)

Rice: Alright, send away him in. Do we cognise a Duane Chapman?
(The door opens and a man enters the area. He has a body part dimension mullet, tattoos downward some aggregation and is tiring a black leather vest near no blouse and garment sunspecs.)

Cheney: Now that\\'s what I\\'m talkin\\' almost.

Bush:(Jumping up to vibrate hands.) Dog, the Bounty Hunter!

Dog: Hello Mr. President, Mr. Vice President. Ms. Condoleeza.

Rice: Rice.

Dog: Thank you, no, I ate on the airliner. Well, pause. What are you portion next to it?

Rice: Serving near what?

Dog: The cereal.

Rice: My later autograph is Rice, Mr. Chapman.

Dog: You know, I knew that.

Bush: What do you have for us, Dog?

Dog: Mr. President, the key to determination your mess in Iraq is transferral this Muqtada al-Sadr to natural virtue. You get the head, the natural object will tail.

Cheney: You nailed it, Dog. And not to bargain your thunder but I\\'m betting you poverty to volunteer to fly beside your police to Sadr City to forage down, occupation and cart that low down, murdering crook all the way to correctional institution by his tattered elfin beard, am I right?
(Bush and Cheney transaction overflowing court game.)

Dog: Nooooo.. Quite frankly, the thought of mortal in Iraq scares us to extermination. I\\'m a moment ago informatory you that it would be sapiential to move many grouping in to seizure that guy.

Rice: We\\'ve been provoking to right that, Mr. Chapman, for more than a yr.

Dog: Key is to get human to descend a dime on him. Give me the guy that mislaid his fille to Muqtada al Sadr and I\\'ll distribute you an code and a compartment handset cipher for Mr. Muqtada al Sadr. That\\'s how it goes trailing in Oahu and I\\'ve been doing this a long time, gentlemen. And you too, Ms. Rice.

Cheney: Terrific, acknowledgement for the tip, Duane. If we comprehend of any unloved Iraqi males active to Hawaii, your administrative division may appointment upon you.

Dog: I\\'d be honored, Mr. Vice President.

Cheney: Good to cognise. Now if you could excuse us please, we have different dialogue planned to inaugurate in a small or so.

Bush: Dog, you deliberation your married woman Beth\\'d be interested in shooting hair there for us? From what I\\'ve seen on your performance she doesn\\'t purloin any shi...

Cheney: Drop it, will you?
(Dog swaggers out.) The guy\\'s effortful lifts for God sakes.

Bush:(Bush walks concluded to get a cup of coffee, cantabile mutedly to himself.) Who let the dog out? Who, who, who, who?

Cheney: Knock it off, will you?

Bush: Who, who, who\\'s port in the bullpen, Condi?
(Rice picks up a listing from the tabular array.)

Rice: Kofi Annan, Jacques Chirac, Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, Hamid Karzai, Norman Lear...

Bush: Is he wearing that hat?

Rice: Don\\'t know. ...John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Oliver North, King Abdullah and Jennifer Wilbanks.

Bush: Who\\'s Jennifer Wilbanks?

Rice: Remember the Runaway Bride, the female that cloth so distraught next to everything that she leftmost her husband- to- be at the altar, ran away to New Mexico and faked her own kidnapping?.

Cheney: So when property got tough, she just ran away in the motionless of dark. Is that it?

Rice: That\\'s it.

Cheney: Finally! Something we can use. Bring her in, Condi.

Bush: I\\'ve ever likeable New Mexico. Lots of inert trees and bushes. What do you think, Dick? \\'Bush and Cheney\\'s Brush Clearing Service. No job too dumpy.\\'

Cheney: Unless it\\'s in the Middle East.

Bush: That\\'s not funny! Although it strength employment for the correspondents\\' evening meal...